- Person: You do know that it's just a tv...
- Me: No. Shut your face and walk away.
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
